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这是个非常可爱的gaygay的搞怪歌！可爱极了！本来想直接分享MV的，但是贴不过来。大家只好自助了。

http://baidu.yinyuetai.com/watch/07085608922979076440.html

歌词&翻译来自网易云（不要怀疑，歌词就是黄黄的，现场超乐）

Swings Both Ways

专辑：Swings Both Ways (Deluxe Audio & Visual)

歌手：Robbie Williams / Rufus Wainwright

I'm coming out of the sandbox

罗：蹒跚地爬出沙丘

You'll get covered in dog doo

鲁：瞧你浑身沾满污秽的狼狈样

I'm gonna get off this sea saw

罗：我得离开这锯齿沙滩

Say goodbye to your mama

鲁：跟你妈妈道个别

Oh yea

Oh yeah

Let's get high on some Pop Rock

让我们跟着流行摇滚一起嗨

Pop Rock and Coke

罗：流行摇滚再加上汽水

I'll blow your sock off,

鲁：我会让你爽翻天

teach how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes

让你来领略一下Daddy的荤段子

Don't hedge your bets, double down

合：别这么保守地规避风险

if you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town

如果你还想在这流金社会里有立足之地

Turn that smile upside down

鲁：别一副傻笑挂在脸上

Happy people don't have sex

那样的人没有性生活（？）

Now Robbie, everybody swings both ways

听着 Robbie， 每个人都有摇摆不定的立场

From the butchest, the bandits, the fairest,

罗：无论是那些大老粗、土匪还是佳人

the faggots and singers with everything they need

鲁：无论是基佬 还是拥有一切的歌手

Everybody swings both ways

合：每个人都摇摆不定

Face it Robbie, you're a little bit gay

鲁：承认吧 Robbie 你确实有点基佬气质

Shall we dance?

罗：不如跳舞

I'm getting hot on the pavement

鲁：走在这人行道上 我感觉异常燥热

Can you find me some grass?

罗：不如找个草地躺躺

I have a certain arrangement

鲁：我是个有原则的人

Up the Khyber Pass

罗：难不成要上开伯尔山口去

Oh ya, let's get high with some fruit cake

鲁：Oh ya，给我点水果蛋糕（也指怪人，疯子）我就可以high

Fruit cake and tea

罗：当然也别忘了茶

And after I've done her

等我跟他完事儿后

Well you can do me

鲁：呵呵 你可以跟我继续

Oh boy

我滴天

Don't hedge your bets, double down,

合：别如此保守地躲避着一切

if you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town

如果你还想在这繁华国度混下去

Just follow me you enormous clown

鲁：跟着我 你这巨大无比的小丑

Clever people don't have sex

聪明人没有性生活

Now Rufus, everybody swings both ways

罗：现在听着 Rufus， 每个人都是如此摇摆不定

The bully, the bigot, the giant,

鲁：无论恶霸、宗教狂热者还是巨人

the midget and singers with everything they need

罗：侏儒或是拥有一切的歌星

Everybody swings both ways

合：每个人都如此容易动摇

Face it Rufus, you're a tad gay

罗：承认吧 Rufus 你也是标志性的同性恋

Oh yea?

鲁：哦 这样吗？

Face it Robbie,

承认吧 Robbie

Uh huh?

罗：咋了

You're a little bit gay

鲁：你不也有点基佬气质吗

翻译贡献者：EvannaLambert